Being Childish...

I know it's really childish, but as a non native speaker in english it's great fun for me. And I even learn new verbalism. Ok, in case you look for english synonyms for masturbating (mainly male), here you go.

Flogging the dolphin
Beating the meat
Exorcising the bishop
Giving a handshake to russel the love mussel
Feeding the ducks
Jerkin' the gherkin
Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Petting the weasel
Creamfilling the donut
Playing the skin flute
Shizzling the nizzle
Slapping the meat
Stroking the sausage
Tickling the pickle
Whacking the mole
Burping the worm
Buffing the banana
Grabing the hoover