Time to die,

Hello, 008.
I wish every single person, who reads this, a successful and happy new year. May 2008 be better than 2007 in any aspect.
Take care of you,
Justin Time

Hugh Laurie is a Genius

Not only on House M.D., but he's pretty multi-talented. Books, sports, instruments, singing, acting, ... Another glimpse of his genius is in the next clips.

Hugh Laurie - The Sophisticated Song


Hugh Laurie - Mystery


Hugh Laurie on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show

Top Gear's Richard Hammond in a Renault F1

I talked to a friend of mine yesterday about this episode of Top Gear, and he told me that he hasn't seen it before. So Michael, here it is. Some of the best stuff that was aired by Top Gear.

Richard Hammond in A Renault F1 car

High Speed Driving Lesson

How to catch a drift in a Formula One car at theEau Rouge at Spa, doing aout 280 km/h? Here you go:



And the video.

A Legendary Race Start

A race to remember. Suzuka 1999, Mika Häkkinen takes his second consecutive drivers world championship title. And he nailed it already when the lights went out. Mika always was a magnificent starter, he was brilliant off the grid. But this time he really kicked ass majorly.

Race Start Suzuka 1999

The Man In Black

Johnny Cash - Hurt

Best Music to a Movie?

The Harry Potter movies really have an excellent soundtrack. It's really creepy at some places, but it will get stuck in your brain and you'll be able ti whistle it in ten years.

Radical Redesign

You think something is different, but you can't tell what? Now you can stop thinking about it: Everything is new. Except for the brainless posts. :D
As I was fricken bored this afternoon I decided to redesign the blog a bit earlier for January and as I'm still cursed by Emma Watson from yesterday evening I chose her for the January blogheader. I maintained the purple touch another month as I just like the look of it. But I'm already planning something quite different for February. Yet I think this blog never looked better than it does right now. I'm really satisfied with the result. And as I don't want you to get bored I'll finish my speech now by saying:
Have fun.

Justin Time

George Bush would be so funny ...

... if he wasn't the most powerful man on earth. Nevertheless, enjoy these bits from YouTube.

A Complilation


Great Moments in Presidential Speeches


Geroge at the White House correspondents dinner

Where'd you go?

The complete music video. Inlcluding the 1:05 minute Intro.

Fort Minor - Where'd You Go?

Season's Greetings

I wish every reader, regularly or not, of this blog and especially my
awesome friends
A Very Merry Christmas and A Nice Holiday.
Hopefully Your Santa is Hard-Working This Year.

Take Care Of You,

Justin Time

Great Artist, Great Song, Great Performance

A really kinky performance...

Justin Timberlake - Sommer Love [Live]

Ridin' in the drop top with the top down
Saw you switchin' lanes girl
Pull up to the red light, lookin' right
Come here, let me get your name girl
Tell me where you from, what you do, what you like
Let me pick your brain girl
And tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame girl
But let me show you 'round, let me take you out
Bet you we could we could have some fun girl
'Cause we can do it fast (fast), slow, whichever way you wanna run girl
But let me buy you drinks, better yet rings
Do it how you want it done girl
And who would've thought that you could be the one 'cause I

I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E)

Come on and lemme show you 'round
Let me take you out, bet you we could have some fun girl
'Cause we can dress it up, we can dress it down
Any way you want it done girl
Or we can stay home, talkin' on the phone
Rappin' 'til we see the sun girl
Do what I gotta do, just gotta show you that I'm the one girl
Well I'mma freak you right, each and every night
I know how to do it insane girl
'Cause I can make it hot, make it stop
Make you wanna say my name girl
Come on baby please 'cause I'm on my knees
Can't get you off my brain girl
But who would've thought that you could be the one 'cause I

I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E)
'Cause I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E)

The summer's over for the both of us
But that doesn't mean we should give up on love
You're the one I've been thinking of
And I knew the day I met you you'd be the one

I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E)
'Cause I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E)

Gold Digger

Two of the coolest guys on this planet in one video. Kanye West with Jamie Foxx. Lean back and enjoy it.

Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger

Rallying can be pretty dangerous

Yes, he did a stupid thing. Yes, he did get hurt.

'In God's Hands'

Nelly Furtado - In God's Hands

I looked at your face I saw that all the love had died
I saw that we had forgotten to take the time
I, I saw that you couldn't care less about what you do
Couldn't care less about the lies
You couldn't find the time to cry

We forgot about love
We forgot about faith
We forgot about trust
We forgot about us

Now our love's floating out the window
Our love's floating out the back door
Our love's floating up in the sky in heaven
Where it began back in God's hands

You said that you had said all that you had to say
You said baby it's the end of the day
And we gave a lot but it wasn't enough
We got so tired that we just gave up

We didn't respect it
We went and neglected it
We didn't deserve it
But I never expected this

Our love floated out the window
Our love floated out the back door
Our love floated up in the sky to heaven
It's part of a plan
It's back in God's hands
Back in God's hands

It didn't last
It's a thing of the past
Oh we didn't understand
Just what we had
Oh I want it back
Just what we had
Oh I want it back
Oh just what we had

A very special song

This is a very special song to me, as it really touches my heart. Not just the melody, especially the lyrics. A masterpiece by Tiziano Ferro...

Tiziano Ferro - Sere Nere

Ripenserai agli angeli
Al caffè caldo svegliandoti
Mentre passa distratta la notizia di noi due
Dicono che mi servirà
Se non uccide fortifica
Mentre passa distratta la tua voce alla tv
Tra la radio e il telefono risuonerà il tuo addio

Di sere nere
Che non c'è tempo
Non c'è spazio
E mai nessuno capirà
Puoi rimanere
Perché fa male male
Male da morire
Senza te

Ripenserei che non sei qua
Ma mi distrae la pubblicità
Tra gli orari ed il traffico lavoro e tu ci sei
Tra il balcone e il citofono ti dedico i miei guai

Di sere nere
Che non c'è tempo
Non c'è spazio
E mai nessuno capirà
Puoi rimanere
Perché fa male male
Male da morire
Senza te

Ho combattuto il silenzio parlandogli addosso
E levigato la tua assenza solo con le mie braccia
E più mi vorrai e meno mi vedrai
E meno mi vorrai e più sarò con te
E più mi vorrai e meno mi vedrai
E meno mi vorrai e più sarò con te
E più sarò con te, con te, con te
Lo giuro


Di sere nere
Che non c'è tempo
Non c'è spazio
E mai nessuno capirà
Puoi rimanere
Perché fa male male
Male da morire
Senza te
Senza te
Senza te
Senza te

Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate...

Office Fun

Why are so many copier broken? Now you know it:


A classic...

Will It Blend?

That's the question. Will the Apple iPhone blend or not? Thanks to Blendtec you can find it out in about one minute.

I'll Be There For You

The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year
but..

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast
So far... things are goin' great

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
Oh but she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

The Beauty Industry

Sound of the week - Vol. 8

So simple, so true?

Incubus - Love Hurts


Ne-Yo - So Sick


Ne-Yo - Because Of You

Bloopers from "The OC"

Poor Mischa hits the door with her head


Ben McKenzie spoils it this time...


I think Adam Brody screwed up the most takes...


And finally, the grande finale...
The beginning is a bit weird, but in the middle it gets really good...

How the EU comission works...

Ok, time to get a bit political. Nigel Farage lists the people in the EU comission, who is responsible for proposing legislation, implementing decisions, upholding the Union's treaties and the general day-to-day running of the Union. You might be surprised who works there, wastes billions of euros, lives on our costs.

[German] Die Dynamiten sind das Problem...

[rFactor] F1 1991 mod by MMG

Here are some preview vids of the upcoming F1 1991 mod by MMG.

Sound of the week - Vol. 7

Drums. That's the main ingredient. And the recipe works great.

The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army

Won't Go Home Without You

I know that planet earth is split into two parts. Some love, some hate Maroon 5. As I post one of their songs here you can imagine which side I chose.

Maroon 5 - Won't Go Home Without You

Sounds familiar to me

Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo - Hate That I Love You

American Dad rulez

Speed Drawing... in a kinky way...

[German] Bäm, bäm, bäbäm.

Das beste kommt zum Schluss...

Sound of the week - Vol. 6

This week's edition is all about Placebo. Starting of course with the legendary "Every You and Every Me" from "Cruel Intentions"

Placebo - Every You and Every Me


Placebo - Meds

Monthly redesign

Once more, I changed the design of the blog. I liked purple as basic color and I managed to find another fine image of the gorgeous Keira Knightley. I hope you like the new design.

[German] Bushido - Samenbank Flavour

[German] Misslungene Kinder

Durex Condom Commercial

You better learn english properly...

Explaning the "Mortgage Mess"

[German] Die NPD im Landtag

What will happen next?

A User Manual: How to Ruin a Vintage Car in the Best Way

Another few nice pieces of music

Massive Attack - Tear Drop


Röyksopp - Eple


Chemical Brothers - Do It Again

Sound of the week - Vol. 5

With his new album "Brass Knuckles" out on 30th November, this edition of sound of the week is dedicated to Nelly. Here you go...

Nelly - Wadsyaname


Nelly feat. Jaheim - My Place


Nelly - N Dey Say

[German] Wie man sich als Österreicher in Deutschland beliebt macht

Alfred Dorfer, österreichischer Comedian, zu Gast bei einem deutschen Fastival. Ich sag nur eines: PWNED!

Alfred Dorfer zu Gast in Deutschland

Walter. A frustrated retiree. A must see!

Once more Jeff Dunham. Once more hilarious.

[German] Kapitalismus unser

Vater unser, der du bist im Himmel
Gereinigt werde dein Name
Wir sind Stein reich, komm 'ey
Unser Wille geschehe
Wie in Chile, so auch in Schweden
Deren täglich Brot gib uns heute
Und vergib auch ihre Schulden
Wie auch wir vergeben unsere Kredite
Und führe keine Untersuchung
Sondern gib die Erlöse uns von den Börsen
Denn wir sind reich, haben die Kraft und die Herrlichkeit
Und wir bleiben immer die in Ewigkeit
Armen

Winter can be beautiful. If it isn't your car.

Lads, a lot of snow cam down in the last couple of days in middle europe. To remind you of the dangers (and to entertain you of course) I collected a few videos. Remember to drive appropriate.

Sound of the week - Vol. 4

This time with a Nicole Scherzinger and David Guetta special. These songs really rock. Turn up the volume and let the beats shake your brain.

David Guetta - Baby when the Lights go out


David Guetta - Love is Gone


Nicole Scherzinger feat. TI - Whatever U Like


Nicole Scherzinger feat. Will.I.Am - Baby Love

Announcement: Girls Next Door Calender

I assume you know the TV show "Girls Next Door", starring Huge Hefner's three playboybunnies. On the last day of this month, I'll post the very first image of the 2008 calender. Every further month you'll get another shot of the calender. Here's a little appetizer:

Sound of the week - Vol. 3

Ok, christmas is close. Time to become reflective, share some love. At least that's what the music industry tells us with their releases at this time of the year. Nevertheless, there were some really nice songs, not only who have been released in this time of the year, but fit to this particular time. Relax and enjoy...

Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma


Usher and Alicia Keys - My Boo


Nelly feat. Tim McGraw - Over and Over

Visor cam compilation

I found some cool visor cam clips from Formula One and Camp Car World Series on YouTube. They give a good impression, how it might feel in the cockpit. Lean back and watch some of the best drivers on earth do their job.

Double world champion Fernando Alonso at Barcelona


Patrick Carpentier at Vancouver


Paul Tracy on the Montreal F1 circuit


Neel Jani at Portland


Robert Doornbos at Edmonton


Paul Tracy at the Lausitzring

[German] Ein dreifach Tusch für Wilhelm Busch von Helmut Poppen

Einfach köstlich, der Radiomoderator von NDR kann sich gar nicht mehr einkriegen. Wenn's im Radio nur öfters so witzig wäre...

MMG Formula 1 2007: Demo released

MMG has released a demo with three teams. You can drive the Vodafone McLaren Mercedes, the ING Renault F1 or the Red Bulld Racing RB3. All cars represent the first race at Melbourne. I'm proud to be a part of this project. I hope you enjoy this rFactor mod. You can get it here.

Sound of the week - Vol. 2

A little late, but better than never. This time's motto is the 31st state of the United States, the sunshine state, California. Great music from there, especially Sugarcult's "Los Angeles" literally rocks. Get ready for a musical journey to California.

Sugarcult - Los Angeles


Rooney - Shakin'


Rooney - When did your heart go missing

Achmed, the dead terrorist

Some of the best comedy I've ever seen. You got to see this. By Jeff Dunham.

Achmed, the dead terrorist

Spiders under the influence of drugs

Ok, this one's really interesting. The video is about how spiders react to drugs. They test all sorts of psychoactive drugs, the results were, well, just watch it yourself. You won't regret it.

Spiders under the influence of drugs

Panda sneeze

Have you ever heard a panda sneeze? No? Then don't miss this opportunity:

Panda Sneezing:

Christopher Walken's a great dancer

Did you know that? Lay back and enjoy one of the best music videos:

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice

Re-design of this blog

Hello guys,

Today I launched the new design of this blog. I'll change it every month. If you like a design particularly, just send me a mail or post a comment. Take care!

Sound of the week - Vol. 1

Three songs. All of them with a history on either the big screen or simply telenovela. Two are classics, one's a pretty new song actually. No need for further talk, listen and enjoy.

Urge Overkill - Girl, you'll be a woman soon


Finley Quaye - Dice [It's not the original video, but it's the best sound quality I could find]


The Pixies - Where is my mind

Lewis Hamilton celebrating his tremendous first Formula One season

The title says it all. Here is Lewis Hamilton, vice FIA Formula One world drivers champion of 2007, celebrating at Brazil after the last race. To be honest, I really would have wanted him to win the title, but I can really live with Kimi Räikkönen as world champion as well. He lost the titles already a couple of times with his lack of luck, but anyway, enjoy the vids:

Soccer bloopers

Finally got again a few minutes time after the breathtaking final of the FIA Formula One championship. Here are some of my favourite soccer or football bloopers, whereever you're from. Enjoy.




And of course fouls and fights.


Top 10 of fights and fouls:

[German] SAW Verarschung

"Schwule asoziale Wixer" nennt sich das Ganze. Vor allem der erste Teil ist zum Brüllen komisch. Der Zweite ist immer noch lustig, aber seht selbst.

Hier beide Teile:

Tony Blair performs "Should I stay or should I go"

Best thing I ever saw about a politicion.

George Bush's "Bloody Sunday" interpretation

Hilarious. You got to watch it.

Hi Jack!

Give it a go:

[Formula 1] Petition for Fernando Alonso

It's all about this pathetic conspiracy theory.
It's a petition for Fernando Alonso from a spanish fan club. For every race where Fernando couldn't match Lewis' pace they made up an excuse, ending up that Vodafone McLaren Mercedes would have manipulated Fernando's car all through the year so that Lewis could beat him. Of course without naming a single source for their allegations.
G.P. of Barhein (15-04-07) I actually can't even remember when the F1 raced in a state called Barhein. Weird. If they mean the G.P. of Bahrain I first
want to see the source that Fernando's car was damaged that night. If there's a credible source [I think you can understand that spanish newspapers don't count] then I still don't see how Fernando's car could be damaged by a McLaren employee as the cars are all parked in one garage and are watched all through the night.
G.P. of Monaco (27-05-07) Where's the evidence that Lewis disobeyed the team's advice to reduce revs? And btw: I didn't see Lewis crossing thw line a single time. Dunno which race these guys watched.
G.P. of Canada (10-06-07) Lewis was stronger the whole weekend. Besides that Fernando had some offroad moments in the race and didn't watch his tyres. He simply had bad luck with his pitstop in the first safety car phase. That's it.
G.P. of the USA (17-06-07) Why should the pitstop strategy always favour Alonso? This time it was simply Hamilton who was allowed to have a longer stint. The races before it was Fernando. So who cares except some spanish bastards? ^^
G.P. of France (01-07-07) A simple technical problem. It's no big deal.
G.P. of Germany (22-07-07) Seems like these guys that made up this crap don't know the rules and ignore the facts. Lifting a car out of the gravel with a crane wasn't forbidden at all. It was forbidden right after the G.P of Germany. And Lewis just was the only one smart enough to keep the engine running. All others already got out of their cars.
G.P. of Hungary (05-08-07) Fernando wasn't given used tyres. They were new. Erm... For what should Lewis be sanctioned? He didn't set a foot wrong all the weekend.
G.P. of Italy (09-09-07) Where's the problem there? He was correctly on his starting box. And I couldn't see any wild moves from him on the run to the first corner.
G.P. of Belgium (16-09-07) Where's the proof for this tale?
G.P. of Japan (30-07-07) First of all, Robert Kubica had no chance to overtake Lewis at that point. He simply braked too late and turned Hamilton's car
around. But Alonso and Vettel were on the same hight. Fernando just opened up the brakes and pulled into the corner as if there was no other car. This was stated by Vettel and could bee seen on the TV coverage. Considering the Vettel-Webber collision: Lewis complained on the radio the whole safety car phase over that Webber didn't keep enough distance. Fact. Vettel stated after the race on 'RTL' that he was looking across the track at Hamilton and not at the car in front of him. That's why they crashed.
G.P. of China (06-10-07) I want to see a proof. Not just a statement of Fernando himself. Even his former team director Pat Symmonds at Renault said just recently that Fernando is not able to cope with beeing beaten by another driver. He'd do anything to get the upper hand back.

[German] '9 Live' auf YouTube

'9 Live'. Damit ist eigentlich alles gesagt.

Das beste, was je bei '9 Live' gesendet wurde.


K wie krammatik.


So verkauft man ein produkt.


Jugendlicher anrufer bei '9 Live'.


Zu guter letzt noch ein sinnvoller bericht über '9 Live', welcher den vorwurf des betrugs nahelegt. Es werden unter anderem einige rätsel mit den lösungen von '9 Live' gezeigt.

Craig Ferguson

Do you know who Craig Ferguson is? If not, you really missed something till now. Craig is from scottish origin but he has been living in Los Angeles for a couple of years. He's the host of CBS' 'The Late Late Show'. He deals with many different topics, mainly contemporary issues.

Craig Ferguson is just hilarious. Check out this vids:



More vids here and here.
What do you think about Craig? Feel free to leave a comment.

welcome ...

... to my new [first] blog. I'll do my best so that you won't regret the time you spent. I do not intend to post personal stuff out of my life, but i'll post funny, controversial and contemporary issues here.

I'm from austria, my native language is german. But as my friends are spread all over the world, i'll write my postings in english. So you might find some misspelled words or weird sentences here. Hope you don't mind. If you do, you can send me an eMail via the adress which is displayed right at the top of this page.

I hope you enjoy reading my blog.

Justin Time